epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(Source: samuraimofo)

fitnesstipsonly:

Spring Panzanella Salad - This recipe works finest with stale bread. I left the hawaiian sweet rolls sitting out for 3 days prior to cubing and toasting them. If desired, routine artisan bread could be utilized in place of Hawaiian sweet rolls.Ingredients:6 cups hawaiian sweet rolls (approximately 6-8 rolls. See notes)2…

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee